The Teasing Game

Being a unicorn can be difficult. People make fun of me all the time calling me names like anorexic rhino or a land walking narwal. I'm often teased about just being a horse with a stick glued to my head, but none of it is true. The horn is actually an extended part of my skull that spirals outward from my forehead. I'm not sure why it was ever delevoped, but I think it makes me unique. I like my horn. I can pick apples with it, play games like ring toss, and if people piss me off, I can stab them. It's a win win situation. I'm happy with who I am.